there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie
Time to unbox this fuckin’ thing.
What’s this shit?
I’ll just put this where it belongs.
THERE’S the real treasure!
SWEET FUCKING CHIMPTITS.
Get this lame shit out of here.
Our lord and savior gets a shelf all to her own.
You’re Sad and I want to Lighten the Mood But I Don’t Want to Accidentally Disrespect Your Feelings a novel
You’re Sad but I’m a Lousy Friend and I Never Know What To Say To Cheer You Up At Times Like This I Am So Sorry the sequel
You’re Happy Now but I Still Feel Bad for Not Helping You Through Bad Spots the trilogy
If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.
I am 5’ 6” and a half and still growing so soon I will not be able to reblog
5’5 send help
5’3 I’m a goddamn hobbit